Delivery

😈 Shipping & Delivery: The Naughty Position 🎁

We are thrilled that you will soon be receiving your brand-new pleasure device! To keep our prices as sharp as a sexy figure, and because we want to give you the very latest adult toys, we use a clever "direct-from-the-supplier" model. Think of it as the economical, but slow, highway to intense satisfaction.

Order Processing & Transit Time: Time is Relative (and Excited)

  • Shipping Origin: Your order begins its secret mission directly from our trusted friends and discreet logistics experts in China. Yes, it's far, but it's worth the wait for pleasure.

  • Processing Time: Please allow us a quiet 1 to 3 business days to process your order, conduct a quick quality inspection (we check if it turns on and if it can vibrate nicely), and then wrap it discreetly. This is the "get-ready-for-the-big-moment" phase.

  • Estimated Delivery Time: Once that package finally starts moving, your new best friend will typically arrive within 10 to 15 business days. (That's Monday to Friday, and we naturally ignore any public holidays, because even postmen have things to do). You will have time to let your imagination run wild while you wait.

🚨 Important Shipping Notes: Keep It Quiet

  • Tracking: All orders receive a number so you can follow your package's secret route. We email you this number as soon as it is shipped. Just give it 24 to 48 hours to "wake up" in the system. It is shy and needs to update first.

  • Customs/Taxes: For international things, please remember that any import duties, taxes, or other nonsense dreamt up by Customs are your responsibility. This is the price you pay for international excitement.

  • Potential Delay: Although we try as hard as someone on a first date, international shipping can sometimes hit a roadblock. This could be Customs' long queues, or if it's a high-demand season (like Valentine's Day or Friday nights!). We appreciate your stoic patience in these rare (but possible) cases.

We are committed to getting your innovative intimacy tool to you as quickly and cheaply as possible! If you have any questions about where your special delivery is currently hanging out, please don't hesitate to Contact Us. We are here to help (and keep the secret).